Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. I eventually got into the main part of the city. SOS? 5m. I'm tired of seeing it. Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT. So I said Youre sus. Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Copypasta Builder Contribute Copypasta Contact or Feedback. Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! No, because you have big tits. Her jaw dropped, and she said, Young man, this is an important meeting. It's so boring! I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! I was in a server, right? "You can't ignore it. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! He said. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. I trolled EVERYONE. Again, none of them laughed. BM BM! Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus. I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! On February 25th, Redditor[4] xxlightheadxx posted the video to /r/pyrocynical subreddit where it gained over 6,100 upvotes in one month. It could be him!" I want to stop thinking about it. (Like how the guy said it in the "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" rant. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit SUSSY!" I am the IMPOSTER. EJECT HIM!" I just let her tell me what to do. The emergency button has a cooldown after an . I'm tired of seeing it! . Trending. Sarah told me that if I wanted to play along then I had to keep quiet and play the game. Refresh and try again. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! He quickly hopped to his defense. John said. That's a bit sussy," I said. Privacy Policy. Some of my friends even go as far as saying that Among Us is "better than Mafia" which is insane. Hey, are you one of my tasks? I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. SUS. Every. I was in a server, right? I was free. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. "I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! 8m Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! You know the one? I randomly yelled out. I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" As we entered the building, my dad said Son, I have a lot of work to do today. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. "I think that we should get rid of Liam." an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES! "Hmm, you might be right." Privacy Policy. She had a face more horrified than anyone in the room, like before when everyone looked at me last week like I murdered Bosnian children. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. archiving the internet's meme and troll messages. I looked at my penis, I think of an astronaut's helmet and I go, "Penis? However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade. Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. John said. I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. 1 244.8K. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. In five days, the video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes and more than 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. So I said "When the phone is sus hahahahhah" and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. | My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! Weebs (113) WallStreetBets 105 copypastas. : ( Missing a copypasta? I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. This is why I hate Among Us. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. "Wait, think about this!" I said. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion). The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Any sus! Any sus! As we were walking in, I couldnt help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. I heard the alarms blaring even from inside. To my surprise, no one laughed. He quickly hopped to his defense. So I ran over to her. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. My coworker Dave spoke up. So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! and our Cookie Notice I was dashing around the office. With Among Us. I said "What?" Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Shit. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. "Why are people so obsessed with this stupid thing?" Simply explained for a busy day. Simply explained. WallStreetBets (105) Overwatch 97 copypastas. A player disconnects from lobbies deliberately/too often. SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. The other day I heard him . ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. And every time I'd burst into an . Prev. Where! and our Hes screaming. Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said Does anyone wanna play some Among Us? However, no one else wanted to play. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" Hey did you just kill me? I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. Hey are you busy later? They say things like "If you want to win at Among Us then you need to keep your mouth shut" or "There's no such thing as luck in Among Us. Get the fuck out! She then used the intercom to call security. "You are s u s ." That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. She told me that I wasn't allowed to ask questions. Any sus! Where! There are so many problems with it. But that's not the case at all. So I did. And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called. 18. It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us I want to stop playing Among Us. https://bit.ly/2LELbmpPATREON https://www.patreon.com/LIMCSTORE https://teespring.com/stores/official-store-9Business: lessonsinmemeculture@gmail.comMusic:PANDEMIC by CHRISRGMFBhttps://chrisrgmfb.comPromoted by Royalty Free Planet: https://royaltyfreeplanet.comCreative Commons Attribution 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Stop Posting About Among Us is originally recorded by biggayrapper on February 21, 2021 that talked about an overabundance of Among Us memes. One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn't remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good. Life is about living. I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. So I put my hands around her neck and twisted her head off "Like in that one kill animation in Among Us." Among Us Crewmate Dot Art Copy & Paste Among Us Crewmate Dot Art Emojis & Symbols . "How do you know I'm the murderer? Do you use reddit?" I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Share here. It's mostly likely that I won't make it back alive. Any sus! Any sus! Where! "Hmm, you might be right." I said as I watched him fall out. !. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m3z1h9/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us/. I think my child might be british. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! but there was a new problem. Woah, you could be lying! I fucking looked at a trashcan I said "THATS A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis, I think of the astronauts helmet, and i go "PENIS?! Finally, the game doesn't really teach you any lessons. MORE LIKE PEENSUS! I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my . I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks. I immediately was transported back to earth, and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter I hate Among Us. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. I jumped into a nearby bush and hid, hoping he wouldn't see me. WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!" It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. . It is everywhere I hate it Among Us is a terrible game. She screamed "SECURITY!" MORE LIKE PEEN-SUS!" I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? 1. kyubi_on_the_run 2 mo. "No one asked you.". My coworker Dave spoke up. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" Anime. How Do Hedge Funds Hide Information From The Public? I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. Overwatch (97) . I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. Stupid bitch, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5ijbm/trolling_my_office_with_among_us/. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. Every single round takes forever to finish and I always end up getting killed. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I said "You're all impostors!" They all looked up at me in confusion. So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" It was beautiful. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. My friends on TikTok send me "Did you know", on Youtube its [CENSORED] "Did you know." I was in Youtube, right, and ALL the channels are just "Did you know" stuff. Simply explained for a busy day. But I wanted to leave this behind for you. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. For more information, please see our Among Us should just die. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. Refresh and try again. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." How pathetic is that? Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Sorry! Cookie Notice He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character. He's on top of a vent!!" Angelica said." For example, there is too much information given out during gameplay. They say "the goal of Among Us is not to kill each other but to survive together" which makes absolutely no sense to me because when we play the game we end up killing each other anyway. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. Oh really, what were you doing?" Still, no one understood the reference. Channel. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but i know you can do it Gregory. I betrayed her. I dashed for the door but an alarm started blaring and steel barriers went down over the windows. Also, the game relies heavily on luck, and luck isn't very fun. My friends on reddit send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I said. There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I can't fucking take it. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said Do you like what you see? Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. "Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!" Stop posting about Comprehensive_ice! Shit. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. Refresh and try again. AMOGUS!" , I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT. I just killed my boss. In fact, I'd rather just stay home and watch movies than ever play Among Us again. Im jealous of your hat Because it gets to be on you. Copypasta. Hey, call me the MedBay because Id love to scan your body. Where!Any sus Any sus! 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